CHRONICLE OF THE JOURNEY OF A CHANCELLOR AS CRETINE AS AN ASSHOLE

 

MINISTER ALBARES A METEPATAS

 

His nerd glasses and his short stature

Discreet air from the ceiling breakers

Foreign Minister Albares is leaving us by train

for Ukraine

He is greeted in his bunker by

A Hitlerian ogre with a cracked voice

Escorted by bouncers and hostesses

His counterpart Culebra is called

The little minister Albares

Must be jinx says fame

He went to Morocco to sell the Sahara

In payment for that the Moors give us

An avalanche of dead cinema

over the fence

Oh God how unfortunate!

I don't lease the profit to Zelensky

Because Albares behaves badly

In the frame of your glasses

He gives the Ukrainians

fifty ambulances

generators for lighting

The streets of kyiv turned off

And cannons to kill Russians

Gifts for the most corrupt regime

Wheat and black earth

The town in misery

Honoring Bandit Bandera

A friar made his mouth in kyiv

he wants more

Gifts and handouts

Chancellor of Spain sweet generous homeland

of foreigners

And stingy stepmother

of their nationals

The Sixth is radio macuto

spewing propaganda

Sadness you give me albars

little man

Kneeling before the tyrant of Europe

executioner of his people

Dictator hidden in his Hitlerian wolfschance

steel chamber

wolf's lair

I do not stay in the Santa Cruz Palace

Such an asshole minister