EXONERATE THE BLADDER (PISS) LOOKING AT THE ENGLISH CHANNEL WE WILL BEAT THE PERFIOUS ALBION

WITH THE HELP OF ALLAH AND THE DRIBBLING OF OUR PUPPIES FROM THE FIFTH OF THE CHUPETE WE WILL SINK THE ENGLISH SQUAD IN BERLIN

BERLIN FINAL. WE WILL MAKE MINCED OUT OF THE ENGLISH. BUT BE CAREFUL WITH HARRY KANE, HE IS A SPECIALIST IN JUMPING INTO THE POOL AND TAKE PENALTIES OUT OF HIS SLEEVE

I do what that great sailor Don Blas de Lezo did, he was missing an eye.

Half a leg and he was one-handed but his balls and cock were whole and when he was going to exonerate his bladder he took out his cock and started to pee facing England.

Pee… pee and a little splash of murky water flowed over the side of his galleon. Don Blas was pissing like a father of the church.

And I think that is what is going to happen on Sunday in Berlin.

We are going to sink the English squadron with the help of Allah because Yasmine Lamal, the revelation of this championship, plays football like a true son of a Prophet.

Ah Morocco, always Morocco, the one who gets us out of trouble in our historical difficulties even though sometimes it makes war on us!

With the Moorish guard we defeated the enemies of Spain. They are the most faithful soldiers.

Our Moors are long-suffering, have a lot of endurance and do wonders with the “fusila”, which my father said was a sergeant of the Regulars.

Now these little Moors who play football with a pacifier between their lips and juggle the ball with rushes are the same as those who rode behind the leader with a lance in hand, white jaique:

(Lamal, Niko Wilson, the one who came to Spain in a boat or jumped the fence) will make the English defenders sit on their asses, if the exhausted Harry Kane does not come to us with a repertoire of his inexhaustible tricks by jumping into the pool.

We will shell the pirates, we will avenge the defeat of the Invincible in Berlin